1) three pictures of your gorgeous, self important face
2) one of penis. we don’t really care if it’s yours, we won’t be checking up on this detail too strictly. However, if you happen to be of the male persuasion, it wouldn’t hurt to give us a little flash.
UM I DONT KNOW WUT TAHT IS
11!1 OMG WTF
3) Since we are not individuals without class, and do enjoy the finer things in life, we would be delighted to see a snapshot of your favorite painting.
I 2TALY LIEK 2 UM LIEK LOK AT THIS LIEK AL DA TIEM B/C I HAARD TAHT LIEK UM P3OPLA LIEK IT AND STUF11!1!1! OMG LOL
1) three favorite bands and give reason as to why they are relevant to our listening consideration. HAHA UM LIEK NIKELBAK AND AMIENM AND OMG LEIK IMM HARDCORE AND IM SO IN LOVE WIT LIEK SUM 41
2) three favorite sexual positions. yes this is optional
EW!!!1!! OMG LOL LEIK I WANT 2 UM GET PR3GNANT I DONT EV3N KIS BOYS BUT IMM BIESXUAL B/C I KISED A GIRL ONCA WH3N I HAD LIEK TWO SIPS OF A BER
3) three favorite movies
CROSROADS AND UM JOSEI AND TEH PUSYCATS AND OMG UM UM CODY BANKS
4) three favorite books. please, comics don’t count and neither does Stephen King.
AW BOKS WUT R U LIEK A TEACH3R OR SOMATHNG??!?!?? WTF
5) one dead person that you would most like to fuck, and how.
WUDNT I HAEV LIEK UM ZOMBEI BABEIS THAN???!!
1) a detailed thesis on how the Matrix/Star Wars/LOTR relates to the womb (choose one and only one of the three)FRODO IS HOT
2) the intelligence of President Bush BUSH IS HOT!1!1 WTF LOL
3) explain your feelings on music. ITS MAH LIEF I HAEV A GUITAR AND I CAN PLAY LIEK SMOK3 ON DA W8R IF I TRY BUT U KNOW MAH GUITAR T3ACHAR IS HOT AND I WANT HIS OLD AS
111!11! WTF LOL
if you were invited, who by?
if you get accepted, invite someone to join.
if you get rejected, sex yourself up and try try again.